ever notice that sometimes you see a creepy guy and he has some kind of crazy allure?  like you think to yourself, “if this guy got me alone he might steal my nipples and make a lampshade?” but you still kind of want to go and make out with him.  yeah, you know what i mean.

for me, West Bentley is that type of guy.

be honest, you know you’d want to find out what he might do to your nipples if you were alone with him.  you don’t need to play these games with me.  i know how you are.  how could you say no to those dreamy blue eyes?  i know i couldn’t.  then again, i don’t say no very often…