one thing you all know about me – i love vag jokes. LOVE them. and i thought i had heard every nick name for the vag known to man; who-ha, cha-cha, lady bits, sugar walls, the p-word, the c-word, va jay jay, va-jean, va gina davis, va zsa zsa, cooter, twat, satch, punta, feeza, the list goes on and on. but gumbo has taught me a new one. and i must say, of all the vag nick names i have heard, i think this is my favorite. are you sitting down? i am going to share it with you, for it is gold.

apparently, in parts of the south, a lady’s twat is called – wait for it – a whisker biscuit. whisker biscuit! how awesome is that? ladies – ya’ll got you some whisker biscuits!