dear friends who are celebrating with me

can you please make sure there’s no tequila in sight?  i have things to do tomorrow and i’m too busy to spend the day vomiting and begging for death.  also, if we get to the point where i start ordering irish car bombs or telling you that i want to make out with the waitstaff, please cut me off.  and please don’t let me flash the valet attendant – again.

trust me on this one…

the week long celebration starts now…

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