yes, it’s true, the genetics in my family worked out in my favor.  i have a nice rack.  since i was in college i have filled out my cups quite nicely.  a full set of D’s is quite a handful.

well, my friends, tonight a miracle happened.  one that i thought would never happen: i poured myself into a double D.  a double fucking D, people.

now, if only i had someone to grope them.